My Son's A Queer, But What Can You Do

at Apollo Theatre
London Available from Wed 16 Sept to Sat 3 Oct

Returning for a limited final West End season

Book My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) tickets & see the award-winning Rob Madge live in London

Following award-winning runs at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and multiple sold-out West End seasons, Rob Madge's celebrated autobiographical show returns to London for a strictly limited run.

My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) at Apollo Theatre

  • Dates: 16th September - 3rd October 2026
  • Venue: Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue, London W1D 7EZ
  • Running Time: 1 hour 5 minutes, no interval
  • Age Guidance: 12+ | Under 12s will not be admitted
  • Please note: Under 16s must be accompanied by and seated with an adult aged 18+

About My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?)

When Rob Madge was twelve years old, they set out to create a full-scale Disney parade in their family home for their grandmother. Armed with costumes, wigs, boundless imagination and a camcorder recording every moment, Rob transformed into beloved characters including Mary Poppins, Belle, Ariel and Mickey Mouse.

Meanwhile, Dad attempted to juggle the roles of stage manager, sound technician and Goofy, while Mum accidentally confused Disney characters and props seemed determined to misbehave at every opportunity. The parade may not have gone exactly to plan, but Grandma loved every second of it.

Now, Rob returns to those treasured memories in this hilarious, touching and uplifting one-person musical that celebrates individuality, family support and the joy of being unapologetically yourself.

Blending personal stories, original songs and home videos, My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) is a heartfelt tribute to growing up queer, dreaming big and having the confidence to embrace who you are.

Funny, moving and filled with warmth, this award-winning production has earned rave reviews and become one of the most beloved theatrical experiences of recent years.

Book your My Son's A Queer (But What Can You Do?) tickets today and don't miss this final West End season at the Apollo Theatre.

Location

Apollo Theatre

Shaftesbury Ave,
London,
London,
W1D 7EZ
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How to find us

Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue, London W1D 7EZ.

  • By Tube: Piccadilly Circus is the nearest Underground station and is just a short walk away.
  • By train: Charing Cross Station is approximately 15 minutes away on foot.
  • By bus: Numerous bus routes serve Shaftesbury Avenue and nearby Regent Street.
  • By car: The nearest public car park is on Brewer Street.
Facilities
  • Wheelchair-accessible spaces
  • Accessible toilets
  • Hearing assistance system
  • Theatre bar
  • Refreshments available
  • Assistance dogs welcome
  • Box office facilities
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Is Apollo Theatre wheelchair accessible?

Yes. The Apollo Theatre offers wheelchair-accessible seating in the Stalls, a platform lift providing access to the auditorium level, accessible toilet facilities and hearing assistance systems. Assistance dogs are also welcome.

Is Apollo Theatre suitable for children?

Yes. The Apollo Theatre hosts a variety of family-friendly productions and is suitable for children, depending on the show.

Is there food and drink at Apollo Theatre?

Yes. The Apollo Theatre has bars and refreshment facilities where guests can purchase drinks and snacks before the performance.

How do you get to Apollo Theatre?

The Apollo Theatre is located on Shaftesbury Avenue in London's West End.

  • By Tube: Piccadilly Circus Station is the nearest Underground station and is only a short walk away.
  • By Train: Charing Cross Station is within walking distance of the theatre.
  • By Bus: Numerous London bus routes serve Shaftesbury Avenue and nearby Regent Street.
  • By Car: Public parking is available nearby, including Brewer Street Car Park, approximately 2 minutes away.
  • Address: Apollo Theatre, Shaftesbury Avenue, London, W1D 7EZ.

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