A Shoddy Detective

at Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Crewe Available from Sun 21 Mar to Sun 21 Mar

For one night only!

Book A Shoddy Detective tickets & crack the case in this chaotic comedy whodunnit

A priceless painting has vanished, the suspects are piling up and one shoddy detective has a mystery to solve. Direct from the West End, A Shoddy Detective brings four actors, a dozen characters and a whole load of chaos to Crewe.

  • Enjoy a laugh-out-loud comedy whodunnit direct from the West End
  • Watch four actors take on a dozen colourful characters
  • Follow Detective Stuart Pidcock as he investigates the disappearance of a priceless painting
  • Meet the eccentric suspects living at the manor and see if you can spot the cunning thief
  • Catch the comedy following sell-out runs in the West End, Edinburgh Fringe and across the UK

Mystery meets mayhem as Detective Stuart Pidcock attempts to outwit a thief, interrogate a manor full of suspects and somehow crack the crime of the century.

A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe

  • Date: 21st March 2027
  • Time: 7:30pm
  • Age Guidance: Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult
  • Duration: 2 hours including an interval
  • Venue: Lyceum Theatre Crewe, Heath Street, Crewe CW1 2DA
  • Tickets Include: Admission and seating for your selected performance

A missing masterpiece, eccentric suspects & a seriously shoddy detective

When a priceless painting disappears during an auction at the manor, Detective Stuart Pidcock is called in to investigate. Alongside his unlikely ally, he has a colourful collection of suspects to question and a cunning thief to track down.

But solving the crime of the century is easier said than done. With four actors playing a dozen characters, the investigation quickly becomes a fast-moving mix of mystery and comedy.

After sell-out runs in the West End, at the Edinburgh Fringe and across the UK, the Shoddy team return bigger, funnier and even more ridiculous than before.

Presented by Shoddy Theatre and The Production Garden in association with Chelmsford Theatre, this comedy whodunnit puts Detective Stuart Pidcock on the trail of one very slippery culprit.

Book A Shoddy Detective tickets at Lyceum Theatre Crewe and see if you can crack the case before the thief vanishes without a clue.

Location

Crewe Lyceum Theatre

Heath St,
Crewe,
Cheshire,
CW1 2DA
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How to find us

Crewe Lyceum Theatre is located on Heath Street, Crewe, CW1 2DA.

  • By car: Use CW1 2DA for sat nav. There is no official car park linked to the theatre, but several council-managed car parks are available nearby.
  • By train: Crewe Lyceum Theatre is approximately a 15-minute walk from Crewe train station.
  • By bus: Crewe's main bus station is approximately a two-minute walk from the theatre and is served by a range of frequent services.
  • By foot: The theatre is on Heath Street in central Crewe, within walking distance of the town's main bus and railway stations.
Facilities
  • Theatre auditorium
  • Wheelchair spaces in the Stalls
  • Wheelchair-accessible main entrance
  • Lifts providing access to all theatre floors
  • Accessible toilets on the Mezzanine, Circle and Gallery levels
  • Sennheiser infrared system in the Stalls
  • Free hearing-assistance headsets
  • Large-print brochure available
  • Assistance dogs welcome
  • Complimentary essential-carer tickets, subject to eligibility
  • Captioned performances on selected productions
  • Audio-described performances on selected productions
  • Relaxed performances on selected productions
  • Food and drink
  • Pre-order interval drinks and snacks
  • Nearby council-operated car parks
More Info
When is A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe?

A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe takes place on Sunday 21st March 2027 at 7:30pm.

How long is A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe?

A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe runs for 2 hours including an interval.

What is A Shoddy Detective at Lyceum Theatre Crewe about?

A Shoddy Detective follows Detective Stuart Pidcock and his unlikely ally as they investigate the disappearance of a priceless painting from a manor auction. They must question a colourful collection of suspects, track down a cunning thief and solve the crime of the century.

Is Crewe Lyceum Theatre wheelchair accessible?

Yes. Crewe Lyceum Theatre has a wheelchair-accessible entrance, dedicated wheelchair spaces in the Stalls and lifts providing access to all theatre floors. Wheelchair spaces should be booked through the Box Office. The Studio Space is not fully step-free.

What age is Crewe Lyceum Theatre suitable for?

Crewe Lyceum Theatre hosts shows for different audiences, so age guidance varies by production. Children over 18 months require their own ticket unless otherwise stated, and children under 16 must be supervised by an adult aged 18 or over. [trafalgartickets.com]

Does Crewe Lyceum Theatre offer carer tickets? If so, how do I book a carer ticket?

Yes. A complimentary ticket is available for an accompanying carer who is essential to your visit when booked alongside a full-price ticket. Carer tickets can be booked by telephone or in person at the Box Office, and ID verification may be required.

Is there food and drink at Crewe Lyceum Theatre?

Yes. Crewe Lyceum Theatre serves drinks and snacks, with refreshments available to pre-order for selected performances. Interval orders can also be delivered directly to your seat.

Does Crewe Lyceum Theatre have parking?

Crewe Lyceum Theatre does not have an official theatre car park, but there are several council-managed car parks nearby.

Does Crewe Lyceum Theatre have accessible toilets?

Yes. Crewe Lyceum Theatre has accessible toilets on the Mezzanine, Circle and Gallery levels, with lifts providing access to all theatre floors.

Does Crewe Lyceum Theatre offer accessible performances?

Yes. Selected performances at Crewe Lyceum Theatre can include captioning, audio description and relaxed performances. Availability varies by production, so check your chosen show's accessibility information before booking.

What is the capacity at Crewe Lyceum Theatre?

Crewe Lyceum Theatre has a seating capacity of approximately 850 people in its main auditorium. The current theatre opened in 1911 with 850 seats.

Are these the cheapest tickets for Crewe Lyceum Theatre?

Yes, we guarantee price match or better. If you can find them cheaper, we want to match it so please get in touch here.

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