Battersea Barge: Dark Comedy & Free Pizza

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Book Battersea Barge tickets for one of the best comedy clubs in London

Love dark comedy? Is it hard to offend you? Do you have nerves of steel and armour made of wit? The Comedy Boat in London is the place for you!

  • Food and Drink: 7:30pm - 8:00pm
  • Showtime: 8:00pm - 10:15pm
  • Food Options: 2 large slices of pizza per person. Vegetarian, Meat Feast & Chicken options.
  • Drink Options: Gin & Tonic, Selected Beer (Moretti), House Wine or Prosecco

What's On at Battersea Barge in London

Just a 200m walk from the world-famous Battersea Power Station, Battersea Barge has been transformed into one of the best comedy clubs in London! Known as The Comedy Boat, you're invited to get up-close and laugh with (and at!) local comedians from across London Town:

  • Enjoy reception drinks and pizza on the full glass middle deck
  • Admire breathtaking views of Battersea Barge & Battersea Power Station
  • Treat yourselves to food and drink by the River Thames
  • As the sun goes down, you'll be invited downstairs to the newly-refurbished theatre
  • See 3 professional comedians and 1 daring host who isn't afraid to push boundaries
  • Laugh-yourself-silly with crowd roasts, taboo topics and devilish fun...
  • Enjoy the darkest of comedy in the most twisted stand-up show in London
  • Featuring dark jokes and laughs, this is strictly for fun people only!
  • Experience professional comedians from Live at the Apollo, Mock the Week and so many more...
  • Please note: Pizza and Drinks are only included in Option 3.

Comedy Shows at Battersea Barge in London

Head to the heart of London and spend an evening indulging in the tastiest food and drink before letting go and laughing at things you shouldn't!

  • Option 1: Show Pass for 6:15pm
  • Option 2: Show Pass for 8pm
  • Option 3: Show Pass, Pizza + Drink Deal - Includes Welcome Drink and Meat Feast, Chicken or Vegetarian Pizza
  • Please note: Pizza and Drinks are only included in Option 3.

This is no ordinary stand-up show... this is a Dark Comedy show, only in London!

52 Nine Elms Lane,
London
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How to find us

Address: Battersea Barge, Nine Elms Lane, London, SW11 8PZ

What3Words: hint.wisely.float

The Comedy Boat in London is currently not wheelchair accessible, due to the nature of the vessel.

Yes, The Comedy Boat is strictly reserved for ages 18+ only. 

The Comedy Boat pizza options currently offer chicken, meat-feast and vegetarian. 

Vegan and gluten-free are currently unavailable. 

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