Book Jack Off The Beanstalk tickets for London's naughtiest Christmas pantomime at Scala
Looking for a festive theatre show in London with a cheeky twist? Jack Off The Beanstalk is back for 2026, bringing outrageous comedy, huge party anthems and plenty of audience participation to the iconic Scala.
From the producers behind the sell-out hit Sinderella, this adults-only pantomime serves up two hours of laugh-out-loud entertainment packed with larger-than-life characters, innuendo and festive mischief.
- See London's naughtiest pantomime live at Scala
- Enjoy a laugh-a-minute adults-only script packed with outrageous comedy
- Sing along to feel-good party favourites throughout the show
- Get involved with audience participation and festive fun
- Experience a brand-new production from the team behind Sinderella
Jack Off The Beanstalk at Scala London
- Date: 14th December 2026 - 3rd January 2027
- Venue: Scala, 275 Pentonville Road, London N1 9NL
- Age Restriction: Strictly 18+ only
About Jack OFF The Beanstalk
Jack's hard... on his luck! When the evil Queen Genetalia comes calling for rent and money is running low, Jack, his brother Thick Twatt and Dame Twatt find themselves in a sticky situation.
Can Jack rise to the occasion and defeat the giant? Will he win the heart of Princess Jill of Titty On The Hill? And what fate awaits his beloved cow, Clitty?
Expect outrageous storytelling, over-the-top characters and a soundtrack bursting with crowd-pleasing hits including Thriller, It Must Be Love, Mambo No. 5, Mysterious Girl, Electric Dreams and I Will Survive.
If you're looking for an alternative Christmas theatre show in London that's unapologetically cheeky, hilariously rude and packed with festive fun, Jack Off The Beanstalk is the perfect way to kick-start the holiday season.