London: Thames River Comedy Night Cruise

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Book Thames River Comedy Night Cruise tickets for one of London's funniest nights on the water

Looking for a unique night out in London? Step aboard the Thames River Comedy Night Cruise and enjoy an evening packed with big laughs, famous landmarks and award-winning stand-up comedy as you sail along the iconic River Thames.

  • Enjoy a 100-minute live comedy show aboard an Uber Boat by Thames Clippers vessel
  • Sail past London's most famous riverside landmarks after dark
  • See sights including the London Eye, Houses of Parliament and Tower Bridge
  • Watch award-winning comedians, TV favourites and rising comedy stars perform live
  • Relax with drinks and snacks available from the onboard café bar
  • Perfect for date nights, celebrations, after-work socials and unique evenings out in London
  • Book online today and experience one of London's most unique comedy events!

Comedy on the Thames: an unforgettable London comedy cruise

Forget ordinary comedy clubs. The Thames River Comedy Night Cruise combines London's spectacular skyline with top-quality live entertainment for a truly memorable evening.

Departing from Embankment Pier, you'll board an Uber Boat by Thames Clippers vessel and cruise through the heart of the capital while enjoying a carefully curated line-up of comedians from across the UK and beyond.

  • Date: Friday 13th November 2026
  • Boarding: Doors open at 6:30pm
  • Cruise Time: 7:00pm - 9:00pm
  • Location: Round-trip departure from Embankment Pier, London
  • Duration: Approximately 100 minutes
  • Food & Drink: Available to purchase from the onboard café bar

Comedy Line-Up

This special November sailing features a fantastic line-up of comedy talent guaranteed to keep the laughs flowing as you cruise through London.

  • Tom Houghton: Social media star and acclaimed stand-up known for his hilarious tales from life in the Tower of London
  • Shappi Khorsandi: One of the UK's most beloved comedians, known for her sharp wit and engaging storytelling
  • Tatty Macleod: The French-British comedy sensation bringing her unique take on culture, language and modern life

With spectacular riverside scenery, a lively atmosphere and some of the UK's best comedy talent, the Thames River Comedy Night Cruise offers a London night out unlike any other.

Book your Thames River Comedy Night Cruise tickets today and get ready for an evening of laughter, landmarks and great company on the River Thames.

Location

Uber Boat by Thames Clippers - Embankment Pier

Victoria Embankment,
London,
Greater London,
WC2N 6NU
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How to find us

  • By car: Embankment Pier is located on Victoria Embankment in Central London. Enter WC2N 6NU into your sat nav and follow signs for Embankment. There are a number of public car parks nearby, including facilities around Covent Garden, Trafalgar Square and Westminster, although spaces can be limited.
  • By train: Charing Cross is the nearest National Rail station and is less than a 10-minute walk from Embankment Pier. Waterloo Station is also within walking distance across the River Thames.
  • By Underground: Embankment Station is the closest tube station and is just a 2-minute walk from the pier. The station is served by the Bakerloo, Circle, District and Northern lines.
  • By bus: Numerous Transport for London bus routes stop nearby on Victoria Embankment, Northumberland Avenue and Trafalgar Square, providing easy access from across London.
  • By foot: Embankment Pier is within easy walking distance of Trafalgar Square, Covent Garden, the London Eye and Westminster, making it a convenient departure point for visitors exploring Central London.
Facilities
  • Onboard café bar
  • Indoor seating
  • Toilet facilities onboard
  • River vessel crew and staff
  • Embarkation facilities at Embankment Pier
  • Nearby public transport connections
  • Wheelchair accessibility subject to vessel availability
  • Food and drink available for purchase
More Info
Is Thames River Comedy Night Cruise wheelchair accessible?

Many Uber Boat by Thames Clippers vessels offer wheelchair accessibility. Guests requiring assistance should contact the operator before travelling to confirm accessibility arrangements for their sailing.

What age is Thames River Comedy Night Cruise suitable for?

18+

Is there food and drink at Thames River Comedy Night Cruise?

Yes. Alcoholic drinks, soft drinks and snacks are available to purchase from the onboard café bar.

What do Thames River Comedy Night Cruise tickets include?

Tickets include entry to the live comedy event and the sightseeing cruise along the River Thames.

When should I arrive for Thames River Comedy Night Cruise?

Boarding begins at 6:30pm and guests should arrive in good time before the 7:00pm departure.

Where does Thames River Comedy Night Cruise depart from?

Thames River Comedy Night Cruise departs from Embankment Pier in central London and returns to the same location.

How long is Thames River Comedy Night Cruise?

The comedy show and cruise lasts approximately 100 minutes from 7:00pm until 9:00pm.

Who is appearing at Thames River Comedy Night Cruise on 13th November 2026?

The announced line-up includes Tom Houghton, Shappi Khorsandi and Tatty Macleod, subject to change.

Are these the cheapest tickets for Thames River Comedy Night Cruise?

Yes, we guarantee price match or better. If you can find them cheaper, we want to match it so please get in touch here.

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