A Shoddy Detective - Dartford

at Orchard Theatre
Available from Tue 30 Mar to Wed 31 Mar

Book A Shoddy Detective tickets for a hilarious comedy whodunnit at Orchard Theatre Dartford!

Get ready for mystery, mayhem and nonstop laughter as A Shoddy Detective arrives at Orchard Theatre Dartford. Direct from the West End, this laugh-out-loud production combines classic detective drama with outrageous comedy for an unforgettable night at the theatre.

  • Enjoy a hilarious comedy whodunnit packed with twists and turns
  • Follow Detective Stuart Pidcock as he investigates the crime of the century
  • Meet a colourful cast of eccentric suspects brought to life by just four actors
  • Experience the show that's entertained audiences in the West End, Edinburgh Fringe and across the UK
  • Perfect for fans of comedy, mysteries and fast-paced theatre

Featuring quick-fire comedy, unforgettable characters and plenty of surprises, A Shoddy Detective is a theatrical mystery unlike any other.

See A Shoddy Detective at Orchard Theatre Dartford

  • Date: 31st March 2027
  • Venue: Orchard Theatre, Home Gardens, Dartford, Kent, DA1 1ED
  • Runtime: Approximately 2 hours including an interval
  • Age Guidance: Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult

A comedy mystery filled with chaos and confusion

When a priceless painting disappears during a manor house auction, Detective Stuart Pidcock is called in to solve the case. What sounds like a straightforward investigation soon descends into complete chaos.

Alongside an unlikely ally, Pidcock must untangle a web of suspicious alibis, bizarre behaviour and eccentric manor house residents, all while racing to uncover the identity of a cunning thief.

With just four actors taking on a dozen different characters, the story unfolds in a whirlwind of costume changes, comedic misunderstandings and laugh-out-loud moments.

Following sell-out performances in London's West End, at the Edinburgh Fringe and throughout the UK, the Shoddy team return with an even bigger and more ridiculous comedy adventure.

Presented by Shoddy Theatre and The Production Garden in association with Chelmsford Theatre, this crowd-pleasing production puts a hilarious twist on the classic murder mystery formula.

If you love detective stories but enjoy plenty of comedy along the way, A Shoddy Detective promises a night packed with laughter from start to finish.

Book your A Shoddy Detective tickets today and see if you can solve the mystery before Detective Pidcock does.

Location

The Orchard Theatre

Home Gardens,
Dartford,
Kent,
DA1 1ED
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How to find us

Orchard Theatre is located at Home Gardens, Dartford, Kent, DA1 1ED.

  • By car: Follow signs for Dartford town centre. Several public car parks are available nearby, including Station Car Park, Westgate Car Park and The Orchards Shopping Centre Car Park.
  • By train: Dartford Railway Station is approximately a 5 to 6-minute walk from Orchard Theatre, with regular services from London and destinations across Kent.
  • By bus: Local bus services stop close to the theatre in Dartford town centre, making it easy to travel by public transport.
  • By foot: The theatre is situated in the heart of Dartford town centre and is easily accessible from nearby shops, restaurants and transport links.
Facilities
  • Theatre bars
  • Refreshments and snacks available
  • Accessible toilets
  • Lift access
  • Wheelchair spaces
  • Accessible seating
  • Box Office
  • Baby changing facilities
  • Merchandise kiosks on selected shows
  • Hearing assistance systems
  • Nearby public parking
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What is A Shoddy Detective about?

A Shoddy Detective follows Detective Stuart Pidcock as he investigates the disappearance of a priceless painting during a manor house auction, leading to a hilariously chaotic mystery

When is A Shoddy Detective at Orchard Theatre Dartford?

A Shoddy Detective is showing on 31st March 2027

How long is A Shoddy Detective?

The performance has a running time of approximately 2 hours, including an interval.

Why is A Shoddy Detective unique?

The show features four actors playing a dozen different characters, creating a fast-paced comedy full of quick changes, confusion and laughs.

Is A Shoddy Detective suitable for children?

Under 14s must be accompanied by an adult

Are carer tickets available?

If you require carer/essential companion tickets, please contact Orchard Theatre directly before booking to discuss your accessibility requirements.

Are these the cheapest tickets for A Shoddy Detective at Orchard Theatre Dartford?

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Is Orchard Theatre wheelchair accessible?

Yes, Orchard Theatre offers accessible seating and facilities for guests with access requirements.

Is food and drink available at Orchard Theatre Dartford?

Yes, refreshments and drinks are available to purchase at the venue before performances and during intervals.

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