Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper!

Charing Cross Theatre

Available to 11 January 2025

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Book Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! tickets for one of the best adult pantomimes in London's West End

From the devilish geniuses behind Sleeping Beauty Takes a PrickJack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! is storming the stages of London's Charing Cross Theatre this winter.

  • Dates: 23rd November 2024 - 11th January 2025
  • Age Guidance: 18+
  • Duration: TBC
  • Venue: Charing Cross Theatre, London, WC2N 6NG

Spend Christmas in London this year and celebrate the festive season at the giant gay panto you never knew you needed! Book Jack and the Beanstalk tickets today and have them delivered instantly via email & SMS.

About Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! at Charing Cross Theatre in London

Get ready to laugh your stockings off at the gayest pantomime in London's West End; strictly for naughty adults only!

Very poor and very horny, Jack Trott lives with his mum on a dilapidated dairy farm in the middle of nowhere - at least ten miles away from the nearest Grindr match, anyway.

After reaching his wit's end, Jack sells their beloved cow for a handful of silly magic beans, which his mum instantly tosses into the compost. 

When Jack wakes in the morning, he's greeted by the biggest, thickest stalk he's ever seen. 

Is there a giant at the top? And if so... is he all in proportion?

Enjoy fantastic festive fun this Christmas - just NOT for all the family!

“The hit of the festive season” – The Stage

Heaven (London) Ltd,
11 The Arches,
Villiers Street WC2N 6NG
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Address: Charing Cross Theatre, The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG

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By Tube:

  • Charing Cross Station
  • Embankment Station
  • Bar
  • Accessible toilets
  • Wheelchair-accessible

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper run time is TBC

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper is suitable for 18+

Yes, Charing Cross Theatre is wheelchair-accessible

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