Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Theatre Royal Haymarket

Available from 28 December 2024 to 19 January 2025

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  1. an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey
  2. (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey

At a point in our evolution when it seems as if we’re sleepwalking into a world where humans might be redundant, and much of what we do can be done better and more efficiently by machines, what better time to celebrate our own flawed humanity. 

And who better a guide to lead us than Bill… To take us on a jaunt through the error-strewn, distracted, crumb-festooned, sometimes magnificent history of human thought and how it might help us survive in this brave new world. 

A magical, musical mystery tour of the human mind, along with some other pressing matters about whales, biophilia, unrequited love and other thoughts. Amplified With Music.

Welcome to Thoughtifier!

“Amiable tinkering in the spaces between music, whimsy and sound… no one does it better.”
- The Guardian

“A gently uproarious gig from one of comedy’s most twinkle-toed talents.”
- The Telegraph

“A unique hybrid of music, mirth and 24-carat whimsy. ★★★★★”
- The Evening Standard

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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier is suitable for all ages 16+

Bill Bailey is performing his new show, Thoughtifier, live at the Theatre Royal Haymarket in London from 28 December 2024 to the 19 January 2025.

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